Unicorn Piss
𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐬𝐬 🦄
Arthritis & Pain Balm
Is it Magick or did this flowery smelling piss yellow jar of goodness just take a huge edge off those sore joints and achey muscles? Yes it did! You know and love the fast acting dark gold liquid liniment as our Nature's Aspirin but that's old & boring. Time to shake it up! Never elusive but always magickal our Unicorn Piss is a soft jar of goodness that will glide onto your skin so smoothly and sink deep to help alleviate the daily struggles of Arthritis and Body Pain.
The benefits of 12 herbs plus Magnesium accompany the simple 3 ingredient base to target Pain and Inflammation to help you get through the day the best you can. A little goes a loooooong way so rest assured this jar will last you a hot minute. No, were not taking the piss outta ya.
*No Unicorns were harmed in the process of formulation*
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Listing is for one 1oz contain of Balm of your choosing.
𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐬𝐬 🦄
Arthritis & Pain Balm
Is it Magick or did this flowery smelling piss yellow jar of goodness just take a huge edge off those sore joints and achey muscles? Yes it did! You know and love the fast acting dark gold liquid liniment as our Nature's Aspirin but that's old & boring. Time to shake it up! Never elusive but always magickal our Unicorn Piss is a soft jar of goodness that will glide onto your skin so smoothly and sink deep to help alleviate the daily struggles of Arthritis and Body Pain.
The benefits of 12 herbs plus Magnesium accompany the simple 3 ingredient base to target Pain and Inflammation to help you get through the day the best you can. A little goes a loooooong way so rest assured this jar will last you a hot minute. No, were not taking the piss outta ya.
*No Unicorns were harmed in the process of formulation*
________________________________________
Listing is for one 1oz contain of Balm of your choosing.
𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐏𝐢𝐬𝐬 🦄
Arthritis & Pain Balm
Is it Magick or did this flowery smelling piss yellow jar of goodness just take a huge edge off those sore joints and achey muscles? Yes it did! You know and love the fast acting dark gold liquid liniment as our Nature's Aspirin but that's old & boring. Time to shake it up! Never elusive but always magickal our Unicorn Piss is a soft jar of goodness that will glide onto your skin so smoothly and sink deep to help alleviate the daily struggles of Arthritis and Body Pain.
The benefits of 12 herbs plus Magnesium accompany the simple 3 ingredient base to target Pain and Inflammation to help you get through the day the best you can. A little goes a loooooong way so rest assured this jar will last you a hot minute. No, were not taking the piss outta ya.
*No Unicorns were harmed in the process of formulation*
________________________________________
Listing is for one 1oz contain of Balm of your choosing.
